What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?
Last Updated: 26.06.2025 10:04
“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”
“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”
“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”
What sexual experience did you have at a highway rest area?
“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”
“Yes, that I am,” says the second.
“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”
What are the gifts you got when you cleared JEE ?
“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”
At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”
“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.
“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”
The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”
“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”
What celebrity do you admire the most?
I’m from Dublin, I am.”
Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”